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Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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quelenter's law

the law that states every english word that starts with a q must have a u next to it
guy: my school defined quelenter's law
guy 2: same
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Broads Law

The correlation between how hot a female is and how big of a faggot they are.
Shawty is so hot but she’s such a bitch, she applies to broads law
by Landins05 July 16, 2023
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Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.
Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose
by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025
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Singler's Law

An internet rule for how long it takes in a comment thread before someone mentions Grindr.
So it took that guy, like, ten minutes to mention Grindr in that thread about doughnuts.
Dude, that's an excellent example of Singler's Law
by metagrindr December 5, 2014
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stepson-in-law

Stepchild's husband.
stepson-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Tears Law

A level 5 crashout based around fake graffiti
Matts crashing out because Lewis put snow spray on his car, this is such a tears Law Crashout!
by Buke Lruce February 10, 2025
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