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ho-blow

1.) n. crack or cocaine offered by a hooker

2.) v. blowing your nose, hobo-style. (place one finger against the side of one of your nostrils & give it all you got to the pavement or other surface immediately available -- so long as you keep a nice clean sleeve.)
1.)

dude 1: Damn, that ho-blow be GOOD SHIZNIT!!

dude 2: What are you, on CRACK?!!

2.) dude 3: Hang up a sec... I gotta ho-blow my nose...
by planarian_x33r0 January 5, 2010
mugGet the ho-blowmug.

Spoon ho

Someone who spoons with others regardless of relationship status, emotional state, or friendship with the spoonee.
"Oh my god, Katie is such a spoon ho, she cuddled with everyone at the party last night!"
by Thymelord November 3, 2016
mugGet the Spoon homug.

Classic Nava-Ho

When u pay a prostitute to have sex with u and when shes not looking u steal her keys and sell her house without her knowing.
This hooker charged me way too much so i went all Classic Nava-Ho behind her back, she had it coming!
by Grandma Nippers April 26, 2011
mugGet the Classic Nava-Homug.

No go ho

One who seeks attention but doesn't put out like a true hoe.
Hollis Tharp? She a no go ho.
by lg13 August 9, 2014
mugGet the No go homug.

Whoa ho

A melancholy expression asking the world, the universe, and life to slow down and stop.
She sat down and thought about all the tragedy and endless stress going on around her, and not wanting anything else to come and add to it, she let out a sigh and said "Whoa ho".
by Arche Logos December 23, 2020
mugGet the Whoa homug.

snorkel a ho

Well you see you put the snorkel in there and then you...
First one to snorkel a ho gets to fuck Billy's non 1st
by Fatty Boomba September 21, 2021
mugGet the snorkel a homug.

ho-pair

The au pair your husband fucks on the side - also known as a "homewrecker." She destroys your entire life lickety split with her stank ass cooch.
"Hey - my ex husband just got engaged to the ho-pair! I think I'll get them a white picket fence as a wedding gift!"
by doc-on-a-bike March 20, 2016
mugGet the ho-pairmug.

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