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Hoppe’s Law

A man will most times acquire a relationship partner ranked in between a mans confidence and total looks.

For example: If there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a relationship partner that is a 7.
What do you think about that guy”
“Well, using Hoppe’s Law, he is about a 4, but has the confidence of a 8, so he will probably end up with a 6”
by Professor Ho November 25, 2020
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Hoppe’s Law

A man will most times acquire a girl ranked in between a mans confidence and total attractiveness.

For example: if there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a 7
What do you think about James”
Looking at Hoppe’s Law, he will probably get a 7”
by Professor Ho November 25, 2020
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Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).
According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.
by Hym Iam November 25, 2020
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Controlfreak's law

When a conversation goes on longe enough, it will inevitably become about Communism or someone being actively racist
The thread went on for 200 comments, and controlfreak's law only kicked in about 50 comments in
by Controlfreak91102 November 29, 2020
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Husband-in-law

It’s the phrase you use so other people know that the new husband and the ex-husband have a great relationship. I’m not sure if grades the white word but it’s not too bad.
So I talked to my husband-in-law yesterday and yes, he is sure that he can fix your dishwasher.
by @Yim October 21, 2020
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Kindred's Law

A law based on a thought by Larry Kindred in 2016, which states that nothing ever happens without a reason for it's occurrence; there are no coincidences as everything is either a repeat of last events, or as a result of a catalyst.
Kindred's Law means you didn't just walk into me here. You knew I'd be here, didn't you?
by WiseOn3 October 25, 2020
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Mumaw's Law

The ultimate reality that shit is gonna happen, and its gonna happen to us.
"What are the odds of that happening???"
"I'm a Mumaw, so pretty likely. Its Mumaw's law.....like Murphys Law....but with my family."
by NLMUMAW October 25, 2020
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