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Cole's Law

Thinly sliced cabbage. Specifically coleslaw.
A : "Hey! Have you heard about Cole's law?"
B : "No?"
A : "Thinly sliced cabbage."
by saffron skies. June 3, 2024
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co-sister-in-law

Spouse's sibling's wife.
co-sister-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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Fletcher's law

On a left-wing social media circle, as the conversation continues, the likelihood of capitalism being blamed - regardless of the problem at hand - approaches 1. Named after Fletcher, the dude in the group chat who based his ideology off of an overrated anime.
"I was on Tumblr and this one person decided to blame capitalism for the higher male suicide rate."
"Yup, that's Fletcher's Law."
by Light the Shinigami May 31, 2020
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co-granduncle-in-law

Spouse's grandaunt's husband.
My co-granduncle-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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great-great-granduncle-in-law

1- Great-great-grandaunt's husband.
2- Spouse's great-great-granduncle.
My great-great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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Dacre's Law

Dacres's Law (or Dacre's rule of Daily Mail analogies) is an Internet adage asserting that "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving accusations of being a 'Daily Mail Reader' becomes highly likely."

The law is named after the infamous former editor of The Daily Mail, Paul Dacre, and can be applied when being accused of being a right-winger for showing concerns regarding immigration or transgenderism.
"I am concerened about Free Moment Of People, because it exploits a vulnerable migrant workforce and pushes wages down."
"Been reading The Daily mail, have you?"
"It's a bit early to be using 'Dacre's Law' isn't it?"
"Bigot!"
by Charlie Cheesecake November 5, 2019
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Murphy's Law of Accessibility

Refers to the infuriating situation of something you need's usually being at the bottom of a pile, at the back of a drawer/shelf, etc.
I have a 2--vertical-layers-deep stack of plastic totes for storing my DVD-collection, arranged in alphabetical order. It's often the case that the disc I want to watch has a title that is near the end of the alphabet, though, and so I hafta laboriously remove all da rest of da crates to access the very back/bottom box... yep, a classic case of Murphy's Law of Accessibility!
by QuacksO October 13, 2018
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