When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.
Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
by anonymous May 1, 2023

Baby, it's not bald-headed... ITS SHRINKAGE!
-Has your hair ever got shorter in the cold wind when blowdried?
THAT'S A SIGN OF SHRINKAGE!
- You washed your hair and your curls get tighter and shorter? SHRINKAGE
(Happy Black History Month)
-Has your hair ever got shorter in the cold wind when blowdried?
THAT'S A SIGN OF SHRINKAGE!
- You washed your hair and your curls get tighter and shorter? SHRINKAGE
(Happy Black History Month)
To all my beautiful/handsome black women/men who struggle with Curly Hair Shrinkage... Your hair is beautiful the way it is, You don't need to forcefully stretch your hair out to feel powerful... Embrace your shrinkage sis!
Curly hair shrinkage: The state of curly hair in which curls get tighter and become shorter than usual.
Curly hair shrinkage: The state of curly hair in which curls get tighter and become shorter than usual.
by Black Girl Problems - February 15, 2022

My fried just got a new job, but I am afraid it's gonna be hair snap to him.
I was so tired after hair snap! Lucy advice her husband to change his clerk type job for hair snap at iron factory to get more difficulty. Damn it! I can't fix that camera, it's looks like hair snap for me.
I was so tired after hair snap! Lucy advice her husband to change his clerk type job for hair snap at iron factory to get more difficulty. Damn it! I can't fix that camera, it's looks like hair snap for me.
by Nikki maestro May 29, 2017

It is whe n your hair parts to owe side on its own, and the person doesn't want to emit that they are emo.
by Piggypigs22 May 27, 2021

by Willstealyoman August 6, 2021

Top of a pineapple (Green Hairy Stuff) A Pineapple Hair was first used in Anix's video: 'making bikini bottom in bloxburg + FUNNY MOMENTS' you should subscribe to the boy
by Anix's Shadow (yesPLAY) June 16, 2020

The gross crap the grows on your feet and you don't shave because you're a savage and it goes good with your fabulous sock tan
by LordBonkers October 19, 2017
