Green Turd Day

The day after Green Beer Day, when green causes show their inevitably green consequences.

- So I took a dump this morning, and it was GREEN.
- Yup, that's Green Turd Day alright.

by Carnosaure March 6, 2010

Green mountain fudgesicle

When you take a shit and freeze it dunk it in maple syrup and fuck her right in the pussy.

Jeff took a shit in the snow bank came down to the sugar house needing some maple said Brenda wanted a green mountain fudgesicle.

by Gmp8927 September 19, 2023

Green Leafy Vegetable

an extremely idiot and silly silly sausagey wombat

That elliott is such a Green Leafy Vegetable.

by elliottandjazz December 16, 2021

Green Shorts Day

On May 9th everyone dresses in green shorts or pants to celebrate National Green Shorts Day. Green Shorts day was founded by Greta and Rylan at Osseo Senior High School on May 9th 2022.

Greta: “Tomarrow’s Green Shorts day, don’t forget!”
Rylan: “Which pair of green shorts should I wear?”
Abby: “OMG the creators of Green Shorts Day are so cool!!”
Julia: “Guys I woke up early to buy green shorts”

by pillow1255 August 14, 2022

down the green pipe

A metaphor for taking a daring and risky route when attempting to solve a problem. This is associated with the phrase from the video game Super Mario Bros. where the titular characters went down the green pipe to reach secret coins and warp to other parts of the game.

I'm going down the green pipe to solve this issue!

by The Ferocious Whomper January 5, 2023

Green Bean Milk

Mommy’s green bean milk. Heaven if you ever get to try it. If you ever get a taste of it you’ll instantly want more.

“I’m hungry what should I get?”
“You can never go wrong with green bean milk”
“Your right!”

by greenbeanmilk August 19, 2019

green n me

to put some one on

ahh come on,your green n me...

by Gambino6 November 5, 2021