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Good Friend

1. A conservative way of referring to someone as your fuck buddy.

2. Another way to describe someone you are having sex with or messing around with but doing it discretely.

3. Usually one or both parties referring to each other or being referred to as good friends are in relationships themselves; however, do not want to make it public.
EX1.
Dude: There is nothing wrong with Tasha having a "Good Friend"

EX2.
Dude (1): Are you fucking Tasha you know she is married?

Dude (2): Someone has to while her husband isn't around beside she has lots of "Good Friends"

EX3:
Kim: Have you noticed Tasha has been going to Church?

Tim: Yeah she only goes because her husband will be asleep by the time its over then she hangs out with her "Good friend" Tyler.

Kim: I guess girls have to have someone to fuck, wait I mean “Good Friend” while there husbands are overseas.

Tim: Thank God for Church's the perfect excuse.... lol
by fuck up shit bag November 6, 2010
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brooking friend

a friend that stabs you in the back. a friend that dates your ex.
by madtoys101 June 28, 2009
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zombie-friended

Unintentionally friending someone, as when Facebook sends friend requests to everyone in your contacts list.
Shit! I just zombie-friended my ex.
by Son of Hogzilla February 24, 2010
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Fritter Friend

A form of friendship with a human that is never-ending, for all time and eternity.
May: I'm so glad you are my Fritter Friend. I love you.

Russell: Yes, we will always be Fritter Friends! I love you too.
by rockisintheair December 6, 2010
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Friend-in-Lease

Friends of your roommates that you never hang out with except through them. More than acquaintance, but less than a real friend.
Man, I can't call Tiffany. She's your friend. She's only my friend-in-lease.
by Dave R October 9, 2005
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michael's friend

One who seeks for his own personal gain from the vicinity of others in a gluttonous or sloth manner. Someone who comes over that you don’t really know uninvited or unannounced with intentions or motivation of his own benefit. Taking advantage of the charity, generosity, or hospitality of others.
Basically someone who goes to your house for free shit!
Dude michael's friend drank all my hawaiian punch!
by Elliot LeBoeuf July 26, 2008
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shit friends

shit friends are a group of 2 or more guys who enjoy sending each other pictures of their shits. Shit friends usually take great pride in their bowel movements and usually have a competitive spirit. They see taking shits as a sport. This continuous back in forth nature that can last up to years. These types often seek other individuals who enjoy sending and receiving pictures of their shits.
Greg: Why the fuck is someone sending you pictures of their shits?
Scott: Oh, thats just Seth, we're shit friends.

(later in the day...)

Scott: Dude that was a huge shit bro!!!
Seth: Its that protein sahn.
Scott: Did you get that pic of mine?? It looked like a dick 'n balls!!! LOL!
by IloveTheNSA February 18, 2014
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