Fortnite Prophet

There is only one fortnite prophet. This man is the most deadliest player of all. If you happen to come across him, run the other way, just give up and quit the match. However, this man is among us in the city of sauga so beware.

“Silentbang8 eliminated KraveChex” OMG it’s the fortnite prophet, run for your life.

Fortnite Prophet by Fortnite Prophet March 2, 2018

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Fortnite Erections

When you look at the thicc peoples skins like those gingermans with those big butts and sexy boobs

Can you be too attracted to women? bobby: "look at that sexy cowgirl. i got fortnite erections cause of her" john: "ew i hate you but aww ive been getting dreams of her"

Fortnite Erections by HelpIHaveDeppresion February 8, 2019

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Fortnite February

A month in which everyone plays fortnite as much as possible. John wick needs saving this month.

Person: "hey buddy wanna play apex with me?"
Me, an intellectual: "naw fam I'm doing fortnite february."

Fortnite February by FairytaleBliss February 13, 2019

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Fortnite Smash

A powerful move that only legendary gamers know. It is used by channeling the power of fortnite into an epic smashing attack. Due to its immense power, it is usually saved as a finishing move.

Gamer: Prepare for my Fortnite Smash!
Veronica: Oh god oh fuck!

Fortnite Smash by Fortguy February 26, 2019