A “golden child” that has seemed blissfully happy their whole lives, typically having many friends and good grades. The catch is their self-sabatoging tendencies and longing to be somewhere else or someone else. Their “crack” is coming and they’ll likely go completely insane. But it hasn’t happened yet.
by NowListenHereYaLittleShits January 25, 2022
Get the Un-cracked Eggmug. 
When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.
by Big baws macgraw November 10, 2021
Get the Cumberland Scotch Eggmug. A popped egg** is a cataclysmic gym related event when a steroidal gym man gets a Humpty Dumpty Pump(ty) but instead of dumpting he pops like a microwaved egg. The peasant non-popped eggs look on with a combination of awe and terror.
**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!
**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!
Oy, look at me boiz, I’m a fu*#^ng popped egg!!!
Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!
The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.
Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!
Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!
The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.
Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!
by ShookWooker April 8, 2021
Get the Popped Eggmug. 
by diarrhea_king69 May 10, 2018
Get the Egg Drop Soupmug. It was so hot driving my car with no a/c and black leather seats I decided to make some swass eggs for something to eat when I got home.
by btothed June 30, 2008
Get the swass eggsmug.