Crystal Brain

A person that's so much of an idiot that you could actually see through their brain, and of course there is no brain cells.

John: I just broke your cat's leg for fun!
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid

by LoogieSolos April 2, 2022

Space brain

When your thoughts are all over the place and/or you are dissociating. Seen in neurodivergent people, and high people.

Friend one: Got space brain today
Friend two: Mood
Friend one: I didnt know you smoke weed too
Friend two: Oh. I just have ADHD

by Call me ur dad April 7, 2022

Blast someone's brains out

When you shoot someone in the head, fracturing their skull, causing their disfigured brains to fly out of the skull of their dead bodies.

Fred wants to blast someone's brains out if someone called him gay again.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 8, 2022

Brain rush

That feeling you have when you’re so focused you can almost feel your neurons working

“I’m on such a brain rush I’ll finish this essay in no time!”

by Daniloren April 10, 2022

burger brain

when ur brain stupid dumb, typically from takin too many narcotics, lack of sleep, or just natural.

calvin: took too much ket brain no worky
barry dillon: bro u got that burger brain
calvin: shit man
barry dillon: got no patty, no lettuce, no damn pickles either, just bare ass buns

by pattywagonyeat April 14, 2022

Full Brain

(Adj.) using both right and left hemispheres of the brain; using both the creative hemisphere (r) and the logistical hemisphere (l).

I. “The presentation Jin gave today was so thorough. He definitely full brained it.”

II. “Would you like to go out for a drink tonight?”
“Nah, I gotta full brain this paper. Thank you for the invitation though.”

by Anon flower April 16, 2022

Psycho Brain

A McJuggerNuggets viewer who only watches McJuggerNuggets for mass destruction videos, usually has low-functioning autism.

Guy 1 (Neurotypical): Man I love certain MJN series like My Virtual Escape and Rule 19, it really shows Jesse's expertise in storytelling and acting.

Guy 2 (Psycho Brain): Haha pyscho dad brek stuf *down syndrome noises*

by theenglishlexiconisretarded April 17, 2022