by PBJ_29 June 2, 2018
Get the It’s every day bromug. The most true saying ever. You put your friends, homeis, what have you (bros) before your girlfriend, wife, mistress, etc (hoes). Always. Putting hoes before bros is wrong. It breaks all forms of comradery, homie-ship, and friendship. Never put your hoes before bros. NOTE: Putting hoe-bros before hoes is exceptible. Hoe-bros are friends who you are not romantically involved with, and also not trying to bang. But still put your bros before hoe-bros.
Alex: Let's go smoke some weed!
John: Sorry man, I can't. Monique doesn't want me to do weed.
Alex: Dude, you're getting whipped! Bros before hoes!
John: Well played. Go get your lighter.
John: Sorry man, I can't. Monique doesn't want me to do weed.
Alex: Dude, you're getting whipped! Bros before hoes!
John: Well played. Go get your lighter.
by Comrade 47 April 30, 2008
Get the bros before hoesmug. The most epic movie ever featuring Bob Hoskins as Mario, John Leguizamo as Luigi, Dennis Hopper as King Koopa, and Samantha Mathis as Princess Daisy. The Washington Post says "IT'S A BLAST!" and the Sixty Second Review says "Eye-Popping Special Effects!"
by YoutubeWest1132 December 25, 2010
Get the Super Mario Brosmug. The acknowledgement that while a male friend's companionship is in many ways superior to that of a girlfriend, one must spend time with the girlfriend because she provides you with sex with a woman.
Could also be called: Dates before Mates
Could also be called: Dates before Mates
"Dude, I know we arranged to meet, but my girl really wants to go out."
"Understood, man. Hoes before bros."
"Hoes before bros."
"Understood, man. Hoes before bros."
"Hoes before bros."
by The Pita June 13, 2013
Get the Hoes Before Brosmug. The act of chilling with more than five or more bros in a confined space, with limited seeting. Most commonly occurs on a sunday. Majority of the time there is incoherent obnoxious noise.
Bro 1: Whoa, what are you guys doing in here? (To bros 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6)
Bro 2: Just Chad bro chillin bro.
OR
Bro 1: You bros are just straight Chad bro chillin are now. (To bros 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6)
OR
Bro 1: NO, we cannot have the Chad bro in my room, its gonna have to move. (To bros 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6)
Bro 2: Just Chad bro chillin bro.
OR
Bro 1: You bros are just straight Chad bro chillin are now. (To bros 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6)
OR
Bro 1: NO, we cannot have the Chad bro in my room, its gonna have to move. (To bros 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6)
by Nick Grazino February 13, 2008
Get the chad bro chillinmug. A phrase used to express indifference or boredom to a long or boring conversation.
There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is:
1) cool story bro
2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it
3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
etc.
There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is:
1) cool story bro
2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it
3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
etc.
1) Chad: I ate an apple for breakfast
Angie: Cool story bro.
2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I --
Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it.
3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum
Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
Angie: Cool story bro.
2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I --
Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it.
3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum
Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
by NaziCookieMonster June 27, 2011
Get the cool story bromug. Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.
Person 2: Cool story bro.
Person 2: Cool story bro.
by Thatbrodude August 3, 2016
Get the Cool story bromug.