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Apple

A company that wants all your money
Apple
Tim Cook: We want all your money
by Grimstone (The Demon Wolf) October 30, 2018
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Apple

1. A (fruit) which can be (eaten) by (humans) and (animals). They do not (grow) (underwater) therefore (aquatic) (creatures) can’t (eat) it. Apples are usually (red) (green) (Purple) Sometimes used as a (ball) to play (games) when you don’t have a (real ball).

2. A tech (company) that makes (over priced) products and each one starts with either “i” or “apple” some (popular) products are the (iPhone), (iPad), (Apple Watch), (iMac) and more. Most of you are probably reading this on one of these products
Example:
1. Man 1 : dude I’m really (hungry) rn

Man 2 : ok bro let’s get some apples

2. Rich guy : *Flexes his phones* dude check out my new iPhone and my Apple Watch to match don’t forget my new Mac book pro and my iPad
by Mr C MacIntosh January 15, 2019
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apple

apple, red, sweet, juicy
apple is a red juicy fruit the everyone should eat every day
by MopMan_ November 4, 2019
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apple

THE BEST FRUIT ON EARTH!!!(only after watermelon duh!) get that?
by Emiily September 8, 2021
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apple chunker

One who chunk's apples across room's while ejaculating wild piranhas.
Griffin is such an apple chunker at school.
by George Binger August 31, 2016
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Apple

Apple is of cource a fruit, but for the most part it’s a big company that makes phones that everybody buys, but then people also tend to think that the apple phone is a real apple.
Just cause it’s a apple doesn’t mean it belongs in the kitchen.
(Even if it is as smart as an apple and looks like one)
Person one: Hey! Is that the new Apple iPhone ?
Person two: Nah, it’s just my lunch.
Person one: You sure? That looks like the new red iPhone 11your eating.
Person two:....Fuck....
by Sperty November 24, 2019
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