Porking the monkey

To fuck the class whore,this is usually done because of an injury that prevents you from masterbating.

“David was porking the monkey because he broke his collarbone !!!”

by Steven dickerson June 6, 2018

Minge Monkey

The vagina of a black woman.

Woah, I got some real good minge monkey last night!

by MrCadwell June 8, 2018

peg monkey

A man who enjoys a strap-on in the backside from a woman.

“Wes though I was his peg monkey, trying to sell me that guitar. He tried to stick it up my ass.”

by PegMonkey June 9, 2018

flat monkey

It's a flat dick. It appears when you slam your nuts on a hard flat surface it's extremely painful but amusing to others.

Bro I got flat monkeyed the other day.

by Fluffybuddy69 April 2, 2017

splatter monkey

When you shit so hard you leave stains on the bottom of the toilet

I went to the bathroom after David and he left splatter monkeys everywhere.

by Ccastle April 3, 2017

monkey butfuck

When you light a cigarette with another cigarette

Hey let me "monkey butfuck" my cigarette back to life

by Unkown............ September 28, 2017

monkey jealous

Extremely jealous; jealous as one monkey without a banana is for another monkey with a banana

"I get monkey jealous about you."

by Myob76 September 28, 2017