permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis
hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut
by Dirk Diggler March 13, 2005
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Hippie hair-tie

When you nut in a hippie girls dreads (or matted hair) then wrap it up into its own hair-tie. It organic!
My hair is everywhere! I can help you out with a quick “Hippie hair-tie.”
by A lucid bear November 28, 2023
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Arnold palm hair

The act of male masturbation while simultaneously dipping the scrotum into a person's mouth with a lemon inserted into your anal cavity.
Did you hear Ted got fired from costco for performing an arnold palm hair on the disabled door greeter.
by January 09, 2025
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hair slayer

A Hair Slayer is a hair stylist that does such a great job on hair that they make people look beautiful just by doing their hair. They also come up with revolutionary hair styles.
She's a hair slayer.
by Djsmotha March 01, 2018
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Hair Pony

When someone makes a valid point in a conversation.
J: “makes a valid point
K: that’s hair pony!
by Hairpony4life January 06, 2021
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Long hair

If you have long hair you’re madly in love with me
If you have long hair you’re automatically in love with me
by Digbick10986 April 08, 2022
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Insurance hair

The hair on the edges of girls with Afro-textured hair that's basically scanty due to extreme braiding as the hair is grabbed and plaited tightly leading to broken hair and hair loss.
She had the hair salon relax her insurance hair to make fake baby hairs.
by Afro Hair December 06, 2018
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