Hair Cretin

People who dislike your haircut but only you like it.

Hair Cretin - Your haircut is so dead!
Person - You Hair Cretin

by A Fantastic Lexicographer December 12, 2023

coconut hair

It's the one long remaining hair on your boyfriend ends nuts after he attempts to shave them

Omg babe... I thought you shaved..., I found a coconut hair on the bottom of your nuts

by iamkeebler August 8, 2016

ass hair

hair located in the ass

i was having sex with some girl and she had ass hair

by luvbug5282947 July 24, 2018

Mouth Hairs

The mysterious hairs which stick to your tongue, which have you scraping your inner mouth with your long, grimy fingernails.

My cat David keeps spreading Mouth Hairs through the house!

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

The green leaves at the top a pineapple.

That green stuff at the top of a pineapple? What are they even called?

It's called pineapple hairs!

by Ali Rxse June 16, 2020

Hairing

An alternate word to the word "shave" used in the same context as you would skinning something

Person 1 "I think I want to shorten my hair"
Person 2 "Oh I can help you I'm hairing somebody right now"

by _Izzysaurus February 24, 2022

Hair Foils

Sheets of foil that are in hair to make it curl

I had prom tonight, so earlier I went to the salon to put my hair in hair foils.

by SanjaysAdmirer June 20, 2019