Shooting Yolks

To ejaculate

Damn, that ass was phat! I was shooting yolks in 5 minutes!

by whale358 August 9, 2023

rotten egg yolks

a synonym for bad news, with unpleasant consequences usually to follow

father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.

son: oh, is it really full of rotten egg yolks ?. if my report card is nothing but rotten egg yolks, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.

by Sexydimma February 6, 2013

Whippin his yolks

Jerking off for hours at a time

"Where's Andrew? I haven't seen him for hours?"

"Oh must be off whippin his yolks"

by Rainbow chip clip September 12, 2015

chicken tikka yorkshire pudding

It's when you're dads from England but your mums from India

Hes a chicken tikka Yorkshire pudding right ?

by chicken tikka Yorkshire pud May 16, 2017

Settle north Yorkshire

Settle north Yorkshire a place in the middle of the Yorkshire Dale's it is barren wasteland where the majority of its residents think it is the garden of eden but in reality it is just grass there is not a lot of entertaining activities to do but they are some things such as going to booths to play a game with your friends to see how quickly can you loose your money on things that should not cost the amount they are here if you are wondering a dairy milk chocolate bar cost almost £3:00 but the butchers their is very good so a 10/10 store there is also the coop where the cashiers look like they are going to kill themselves but the cashiers will sell you energy drinks even if you are under 16 so it is a magnificent store a rate it 10/10. There are two parks one near booths and one near the local private school the first park is where the youth battle each other to try and attract the opposite sex there to motive behind this is so the can try and mate so they can spread there Gene's but it more like a virus. The second park is where the youth go late at night to drink alcohol such as WKD which disgusts me since I am a Kooparberg man myself there is castleberg Craig where you can see the whole this place is a great place if you want to assassinate someone with a sniper rifle so I rare it 10/10 fun for the whole family

Settle North Yorkshire is the definition of a shithole

by Thoseaccusationsweredeniedinco July 26, 2021

Settle North Yorkshire

Settle north Yorkshire a place in the middle of the Yorkshire Dale's it is barren wasteland where the majority of its residents think it is the garden of eden but in reality it is just grass there is not a lot of entertaining activities to do but they are some things such as going to booths to play a game with your friends to see how quickly can you loose your money on things that should not cost the amount they are here if you are wondering a dairy milk chocolate bar cost almost £3:00 but the butchers their is very good so a 10/10 store there is also the coop where the cashiers look like they are going to kill themselves but the cashiers will sell you energy drinks even if you are under 16 so it is a magnificent store a rate it 10/10. There are two parks one near booths and one near the local private school the first park is where the youth battle each other to try and attract the opposite sex there to motive behind this is so the can try and mate so they can spread there Gene's but it more like a virus. The second park is where the youth go late at night to drink alcohol such as WKD which disgusts me since I am a Kooparberg man myself there is castleberg Craig where you can see the whole this place is a great place if you want to assassinate someone with a sniper rifle so I rare it 10/10 fun for the whole family

Settle North Yorkshire is the definition of a shithole

by Thoseaccusationsweredeniedinco July 26, 2021

Settle North Yorkshire

Settle north Yorkshire a place in the middle of the Yorkshire Dale's it is barren wasteland where the majority of its residents think it is the garden of eden but in reality it is just grass there is not a lot of entertaining activities to do but they are some things such as going to booths to play a game with your friends to see how quickly can you loose your money on things that should not cost the amount they are here if you are wondering a dairy milk chocolate bar cost almost £3:00 but the butchers their is very good so a 10/10 store there is also the coop where the cashiers look like they are going to kill themselves but the cashiers will sell you energy drinks even if you are under 16 so it is a magnificent store a rate it 10/10. There are two parks one near booths and one near the local private school the first park is where the youth battle each other to try and attract the opposite sex there to motive behind this is so the can try and mate so they can spread there Gene's but it more like a virus. The second park is where the youth go late at night to drink alcohol such as WKD which disgusts me since I am a Kooparberg man myself there is castleberg Craig where you can see the whole this place is a great place if you want to assassinate someone with a sniper rifle so I rare it 10/10 fun for the whole family

Settle North Yorkshire is the definition of a shithole

by Thoseaccusationsweredeniedinco July 27, 2021