WTF?

WHERE'S THE FOOD? Something a male says to his mother,girlfriend or sister when he's really hungry and feels like being an asshole for fun and demands what he wants.

boyfriend: come on bitch! I've been waiting five fucking minutes and my sandwich still isn't done! WTF?

girlfriend: if your gonna cuss at me come make your own damn sandwich you piece of shit!

by firecrackergurl January 8, 2012

Wtf

Internet speak, meaning, "What The Fuck".

.. Couldn't get any simpler then that..

Example.

Jim: I love feet.

Harry: WTF man..

by Kopey June 25, 2010

WTF

Commonly known as What the Fuck? or who/when/why/where the fuck?

Now used as Welcome to Fairfax

BEN: WTF man
PETER: what?
BEN: welcome to fairfax!

by bearsazRAWR May 24, 2009

WTF

Want to Fuck

interchangeable with DTF

Guy: Hey Girl WTF?
Girl: lets do this

by XxmusicmanxX April 28, 2009

WTF-ometer

A person's level of disbelief, shock or surprise.

The moment Mary found out her boyfriend might be a distant cousin the needle on her "WTF-ometer" started twitching upward at a rapid rate!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 November 5, 2017

WTF Tomato

Similar to ROFL-Waffle. Just another silly and pointless internet term.

WTF Tomato, my boss is a jerk today.

by bigballofyarn February 11, 2009

WTF?

Want To Fuck

Lad: wtf?
Man: yes I Want To Fuck

Caution; some peolpe respond with physical action being a undesired response!

by stuff you know... Way Stuff!!! July 15, 2010