A god-like being of enormous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intelligence. Thompsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing;
Steven Hawking like intelligence and MacGyver like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon.
Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in their blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:
1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.
2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.
3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Steven Hawking like intelligence and MacGyver like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon.
Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in their blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:
1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.
2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.
3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Holy shit Jesus Thompson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!
Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!
Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson
Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!
Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson
by 1SmoothJoker December 17, 2019
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Get the Owen thompson mug.Ryland Thompson is the best battlefront 2 player. He is also very handsome and cool. He can also pull and girl he want. Ryland is the best.
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Get the Ryland Thompson mug.Teejay Thompson, A super square. A major douche bag. A male typically ranging between the ages of 17-28 who thinks he has swag, but really has no swag. Sometimes a Teejay will be wearing any type of Jersey Shore Paraphernalia and might be seen with a stupid hair-style.
The words origin's trace to Murrieta, CA in early 2011 where a group of obnoxious 21 year olds went to Vegas for the weekend and made a profound realization that anybody with the name Teejay usually is a square. They spent the entire weekend drunk on the Las Vegas strip calling every guy that walked by a Brad.
The words origin's trace to Murrieta, CA in early 2011 where a group of obnoxious 21 year olds went to Vegas for the weekend and made a profound realization that anybody with the name Teejay usually is a square. They spent the entire weekend drunk on the Las Vegas strip calling every guy that walked by a Brad.
by Not a Thad August 7, 2018
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