Widows Wine

The girl that makes you leave your wife.

Danm that girl over there is widows wine to every man

by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017

White Widow

When a dude is receiving a blow job, and just about to cum, and the giver scrapes their teeth on the penis, stopping the whole production in its tracks.

"Hey man, how's it going with Danielle?"

"Oh, I dunno dude, it might be over. She white widowed me last night. AND the night before! I can't be with someone who can't handle the size, I've got bite marks on my dick and it's painful!"

by Blonde Girl 2 March 8, 2024

Widow to be

Someone’s who’s fiancé is not breathing anymore.

Jhon: How do you call someone whose fiancé dies?
Peter: widow to be?

by Luisft_r January 10, 2024

white widow

a white widow saps you dry of your resources and funds and things and claims to fame she is the hoe to beat in your life. she also claims to fame she loves you beyond measure. this hoe is usually guised as your guardian angel. after she strings you along and saps you dry of all you had, she loves her white widow male the best. you don't have the best of her love. just her worst for kicks with money.

this white widow hoe swears she's the one. she just wants to scam me. thinks I'm a sucker for her antics.

by aromabinger November 28, 2024

Widow Bender

When your husband/wife dies and you get to live out your ho phase like god intended

Did you see Jennifer Lawrance in silver linings playbook? that bitch was on a major widow bender

by jackdewitt February 21, 2023

A Bunch of Widows

Boring, Uninteresting. Comes from the speculation that the Mars Volta's fifth album would be "a bunch of widows", "The Widow" being one of their hit singles.

I thought the party would be a blast, but no one brought booze so it was just a bunch of widows.

by random name 98364 July 3, 2009

Veteran Widow

1.) A woman who's remained a widow throughout the rest of her life, esp. up until old age. One who's husband died more than 2 decades ago, at a young age never making it to old age. A widow who's lost her husband a long time ago.

This term also refers to widow Nina Von Stauffenberg, who died in 2006 at the age of 92, within less than 62 years after her husband, late german nazi soldier Klaus Von Stauffenberg was killed in 1944 at age 36.

Zac: My maternal grandmother just had her 89th birthday last week.

Chris: Didn't you have a maternal grandfather? Like, wasn't she married?

Zac: She was married. I never knew my grandfather. He died in 1967. My grandmother never remarried.

Chris: DUDE! You've got to be kidding me, right! She's like a fucking Veteran Widow!

by ribetab July 31, 2010