MCU Black widow also known as natasha romanoff is one of the best if not the best character ever existed. She held together the team (avengers) when no one did and saved them countless times she is an inspiration for so many including me. She was taken at a small age to go to the red room a place that brain washed her and made her an assassin, spy and skilled fighter .at one point she entered shields radar and that's how she met Hawkeye he was sent to kill her he made a different call and took her in. Since then they are best friends and same day would fight for who would sacrifice them selves.she was the first female superhero eventhough she got no powers she is probably at the same level as captain America and iron man according to her last movie BLACK WIDOW (late 2021) although she deserves better she had one of the greatest character developments ever. for beginning as a sexy assistant to a great leader and hero and most importantly human.
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Get the White Widow mug.Yo man, i got some blood drawn and I had an hourglass on my veins, so i decided it was time to start killing the widow so i went and blazed some trainwreck
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Get the killing the widow mug.A ragging whore who fucks guys one after another then moves on to the next. She likes to be fisted and have her ass eaten out then finish it up with being pissed on and sticking her whore finger up a guys ass
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Get the patrol widow mug.An Orchid Widow - is similar to other types of widows - golf widows, football widows, A woman married to a man obsessed with orchids, growing them, looking at them, talking to them etc. Only the Orchid Widow is not a seasonal widow - the Orchid Widow is a permanent condition lasting all year long, but frequently peaking in the spring and fall when festivals and shows that can be held on the other side of the planet are occurring. The Orchid widow will get a glazed look on her eyes while she listens to her husband or significant other describe plants and their characteristics in great boring detail. The Orchid Fanatic will have long ruined any interest that the wife may have had for orchids years ago, her interest being overwhelmed by the males obsessive behavior and abnormal interest in flowers.
Yes, I heard she had become an orchid widow. But she took care of it when she put all his orchid plants in the driveway, covered them with kerosene and dropped a match. And in case you were wondering, they are divorced now.
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WARNING! when encoutering this type of girl she may be easy to approach and will be totally out of your league but she will agree to go out with you anyway. This is a ploy to lure you in while your on a date with her and get you off your guard because she may do one or any combination of the following by accident:
1. Accidentally stab you while tryng to cut an apple.
2. set you in fire while trying to light the grill.
3.Shoot you with a gun while somehow aiming in the exact opposite direction of where you are.
4. Run you over while trying to park the car.
5. drown you while you try to teach her how to swim.
6. Take extreme caution when walking down steps with her she will always trip and you will ALWAYS fall down with her and somehow YOU will fall flat on your face and SHE will somehow be fine.
If you do continue to date this girl do not let her handle the following; knives, guns, bows, pens, boiling water, fire in whatever form, rocks, sand, turtles, pipes, icepacks, ketchup bottles, your tie, the car, NEVER let her play darts, footballs, and your penis
WARNING! when encoutering this type of girl she may be easy to approach and will be totally out of your league but she will agree to go out with you anyway. This is a ploy to lure you in while your on a date with her and get you off your guard because she may do one or any combination of the following by accident:
1. Accidentally stab you while tryng to cut an apple.
2. set you in fire while trying to light the grill.
3.Shoot you with a gun while somehow aiming in the exact opposite direction of where you are.
4. Run you over while trying to park the car.
5. drown you while you try to teach her how to swim.
6. Take extreme caution when walking down steps with her she will always trip and you will ALWAYS fall down with her and somehow YOU will fall flat on your face and SHE will somehow be fine.
If you do continue to date this girl do not let her handle the following; knives, guns, bows, pens, boiling water, fire in whatever form, rocks, sand, turtles, pipes, icepacks, ketchup bottles, your tie, the car, NEVER let her play darts, footballs, and your penis
Mike: yo dude me and claire are going out but she wantsa double date and needs someone for her friend annie wanna come?
Danny: Hell no! Annie sent her last 8 boyfriends to the hospital shes a blonde widow.
Noah: Hey man I came soon as I heard you were in the hospital what happend?
Roy: Went on a date with a blonde widow.
Danny: Hell no! Annie sent her last 8 boyfriends to the hospital shes a blonde widow.
Noah: Hey man I came soon as I heard you were in the hospital what happend?
Roy: Went on a date with a blonde widow.
by stilldatingblondewidow5yrstrg October 1, 2011
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