whatever sucks your straw

synonymous with "whatever floats your boat" and the new and absolutely phenomenal "whatever lifts your luggage".

well, i don't particularly care for butt humping my pets... but whatever sucks your straw, pete.

by dordan jewert May 16, 2010

Whateverything

Whatever, to everything.

Whatever, man. To everything. Whateverything.

by Whaterboy June 1, 2023

whatever, or whatever

A term typically used in California to infer indifference even to the notion of being indifferent.

They're all out of rum so I told them to just give me whatever, or whatever.

by IfixThIrSty October 28, 2015

Whatever fan

A fan who supports a team "whatever" happens and when questioned about how bad his/her team plays, the fan says "whatever". Everyone loves the team when they win, but this fan loves them even when they are really bad, so bad that the stadium is empty and the team's own city trashes the them on tv, internet and radio. This fan stays true to the belief that the team will be great again soon.

Why does Johnny sit out there at the stadium in the rain for a team that is 1-10.man, Johnny is a whatever fan, you'll never convince him that team isn't hopeless. no matter fan, true fan, dedicated, passionate, super fan, loyal, NBA, NFL, NHL, World Cup, football, basketball, hockey, soccer

by joecoolthefool March 17, 2016

whatevership

An in-between state where one's relationship with another does not have specific or clear parameters which could be due to a variety of factors, including but not limited to old feelings becoming new feelings, time and distance related circumstances, and a general uncertainty yet potentiality that leaves one hopeful yet unclear of the possibilities.

I just reconnected with an old friend and it's been a long time. We used to have a relationship, and there is a potential for another, but the mean time, it's kind of an interesting "whatevership"

by DoubleB77 July 31, 2016

Whatever Hot Rods

Whatever Hot Rods is a growing company that is passionate about cars, burnouts, and good times. WHR gives gearheads a platform to be passionate about their cars and share stories with others that have the same interests. "Its all about what you like, and not worrying what others think about your car." -Tommy Zoerner, CEO

Person 1: Hey, did you see that car show that Whatever Hot Rods hosted last night? I've never seen so many Firebirds!

Person 2: Did I see it? Of course I did! I won the burnout contest!

Person 1: Damn, that's awesome!

by geargirl96 June 29, 2018

Whatever and crap

When someone is unable to complete their sentence or bring across his point, whatever and crap or whatever and shit is substituted to complete the sentence.

“Like I said before man whatever and crap”
“Downstairs looks dirty whatever and shit”

by Telemachus the shepphard November 15, 2019