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by Wesley Hater 9000 April 5, 2023
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by WesleyTheMayor October 4, 2008
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A wesley is a very rare person to find .
He is very smart and sexy and has amazing hair . He has perfect hands and eyes you can easilly get lost in for hours . He is very good looking the kind of good looking that makes you drool . He is very lovable and he is very loving . If you ever find a wesley never let him go because he will change your life in many positive ways . He is the sunshine on a rainy day ♡
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