bacon weave

1. strips of bacon weaved together to form a solid structural lattice, maximizing surface area.
2. some greasy haired bitch

God, look at Karen over there. A real bacon weave.

by Karen’s Bacon Weave January 28, 2018

Weave

Just another name for a wig

Person 1: oooh he snatched her weave!

by IronTrooper January 22, 2020

Pull yo weave

It’s a VERY harmful weapon first used by females. It can hurt the scalp and even worse pull yo tracks out. ⚠️WARNING⚠️ DON’T PUT WEAVE IN WHEN YOU GOT BEEF.

Bitch I will pull yo weave out dumb bitch!

by Taytortot September 7, 2020

Bad weave

An obvious lie. Combines the ideas of a poorly constructed fake story and poorly done hair weave.

Tony's been bucking Tasha on the side, but he told his girl Lynnie he's been helping his sick Mom, but his mom's been at work every day. He's gonna get caught. That's just a bad weave.

by Grimy dog October 2, 2020

Bad weave

An obvious lie. Combines the ideas of a poorly made up story with a poorly done hair weave.

That ugly said she slept with Montel when he was in town, but that's just a bad weave.

by Grimy dog October 2, 2020

weaving your own yoghurt

The art of female masturbation.

Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.

"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"

by Erica Cantona October 5, 2013

beave-weave

a pubic hair style characterized by long woven braids

Nashiqua spent all her rent money on a beave-weave and a pack of Newports so now she has been relegated to hoeing in order to avoid being evicted by her landlord.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023