John Wade

The most handsome man with the most beautiful smile. He will sing songs such as "Hungry Arms". He is a sensitive soul, but his outwardly manly exterior keeps his walls high. He is a kind man, with the most beautiful green eyes (not blue). If you ever meet a John Wade on a corner make sure to shut your eyes if you don't want to fall for him. His singing is pretty terrible, makes a banging vegan cheese sauce and he always pops the toilet seat down like a true gent. He is funny, but not as funny as a small Jo. He is a man of many talents. He gets distracted by shiny things occasionally and takes an age to pick a film. He is very very hard working. If you find a John you should know how lucky you are.

Person 1: Look at that handsome man over there!

Person 2. He must be a John Wade.

by Guitarjo April 30, 2022

Coby Wade

Everyones big daddy

Coby Wade is a great example

by Kuhn1738 October 7, 2016

Wade joke

A joke that's kind of funny but when you laugh at it you feel like you let yourself and everyone else down

"That was a total Wade joke"

by ILoveKetchup402 January 15, 2025

Wade's Pinky

When making love to a woman in a dark room and she unexpectedly puts her pinky in your asshole.

Last night she gave me the wade's pinky

by Roberto Dickson October 30, 2025

Coby Wade

Everyones big daddy

Coby Wade is a great example

by Kuhn1738 October 7, 2016

Wade

A word invented by Moriah Elizabeth when she was young. It means "weird"

'Man, that was wade!' = 'Man, that was weird!'

by Moriahfan24 August 27, 2020

Asha Wade

Asha wade is a phrase used to refer to a massive cock and dark nuts

Wow that man is one asha wade

by Jonton ontavious April 14, 2023