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Masturbating Mike Tyson

When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.
“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”
by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025
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Tyson

Great guy super charming but tends to over think thing, He is sometimes quite and chill but a great leader and role model to his peers. Shows nothing but loyalty and is respected as he respects others, but he is never to quite to let people know when something is not right.
Tyson is strong willed only letting himself stand in front of him taking responsibility for his own short comings
by New day & age February 27, 2022
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Mike Tyson

Someone who doesn't have more than one round of sex
I was ready to go all night but he pulled a Mike tyson and went to sleep
by Coal and Fish October 25, 2020
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Tyson Lewis

Hey that penis is huge it’s about 1/4 of Tyson Lewis’s
by NotTyson September 11, 2020
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Tyson and Jakob Show

A cringey YouTube channel made by 2 kids named Jakob and Tyson. The channel was made a long time ago, running along both “TysonKirk10”. The only posted a Super Mario 3D World Lets Play.
Person 1: Hey! You know TysonKirk10?
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: He and his friend made a cringey channel called the “Tyson and Jakob Show”
by Olivehead September 20, 2018
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Mike Tyson's worst enemy

S

Mike Tyson can't say the sound that S males and ends up making the TH sound
Examples:
The thalad hath lettuth and tomatoeth.
The theven htailors were theathick.
The mouth is thleeping in the houth.

Person 1: What is Mike Tyson's worst enemy?
Person 2: the letter S
Person 1: How?
Person 2: He can't pronounce the sound S makes
by some guy with a computer November 30, 2020
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Tyson

A name of a male that shows dominance, courage. Fully sends it. Usually the one that gets the girls at parties. Eats a lot to get big. Bully’s his smaller pairs. Usually into cars. Always wants everything to be their way otherwise they will unleash their inner demon which you don’t want to fuck with because his eyes will show the words kill.
Hey Tyson. Let me guess, we’re doing what you want tonight. Probably a party.
Tyson : of course we are you idiot
by Poisonousberryballs November 21, 2021
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