Dude, I was standing in line for some Black Friday specials and then was overtaken by some Turkey Smog.
by SpiderWebb99 November 30, 2009
Get the Turkey Smogmug. by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D September 18, 2017
Get the Turkey Buttermug. A person who covertly wants what their friends have, or sabotage their friend due to jealousy and hate. A wolf in sheep's clothing.
by tdpro4 July 16, 2015
Get the Turkey Hawkmug. Before you put your dick in the girls ass, you get your dick real cold. So when you stick it in her she screams with a chilled, pleasured screech. Like a turkey.
What was that sound?
I don't know, I just saw him leave the freezer and he was naked.
Maybe he gave her a Backdoor Turkey.
I don't know, I just saw him leave the freezer and he was naked.
Maybe he gave her a Backdoor Turkey.
by GPayte May 9, 2011
Get the Backdoor Turkeymug. There’s chicken and waffles, and then there’s turkey and pancakes. Chicken is overrated, waffles are just pancakes with square holes so why not eat the best non-flying bird and enjoy some hearty pancakes too?
Guy: Yo you guys wanna get chicken and waffles after this?
Guy 2: What the fuck are you smoking
Guy 3: Yea idiot everyone knows turkey and pancakes is where it’s at.
Guy: Well... fuck it. Let’s eat.
Guy 2: What the fuck are you smoking
Guy 3: Yea idiot everyone knows turkey and pancakes is where it’s at.
Guy: Well... fuck it. Let’s eat.
by Bleeeeeebledeeep May 13, 2018
Get the turkey and pancakesmug. When a juice head burns his ball sack on a tanning bed after a sweaty workout and then proceeds to face fuck a bar slut causing his bright red testicles to repeatedly slap her in the chin much like the woddle of a turkey. (Can you say gobble gobble)
After a strenuous work out Dominic went to the nearest college town bar looking for a skanky bitch to give him a sloppy turkey.
by art-officials April 10, 2015
Get the sloppy turkeymug. by cmj14221 February 11, 2008
Get the turkey facedmug.