by Mikey Freakin' Way. (not really) June 11, 2008
Get the lube in a tubemug. If I stick a tube from another man's anus to my nose, does it make me gay?
Somethin's brewin'. Fancy a Fart Tube?
Somethin's brewin'. Fancy a Fart Tube?
by Farttubemmkay December 8, 2009
Get the Fart Tubemug. Full Metal Jacket quote: "I wanna stick my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?"
This refers to a sexual barter done both in military and prison environments, whereby one individual lubricates an armpit ("his sister"), and allows another individual to use it for simulated copulation. The armpit serves as a vaginal substitute for the penis ("tube steak"). Pressure could be varied by arm compression and flexion, for a more pleasurable simulation. "Trade" ranged from money, to supplies, to cigarettes, to chores and duties.
This refers to a sexual barter done both in military and prison environments, whereby one individual lubricates an armpit ("his sister"), and allows another individual to use it for simulated copulation. The armpit serves as a vaginal substitute for the penis ("tube steak"). Pressure could be varied by arm compression and flexion, for a more pleasurable simulation. "Trade" ranged from money, to supplies, to cigarettes, to chores and duties.
by Trivia Sleuth November 25, 2013
Get the Tube steakmug. A network congestion problem affecting one or more websites on the Internets. See also tubes.
Coined after Senator Ted Stevens described the internet as a series of tubes.
Coined after Senator Ted Stevens described the internet as a series of tubes.
by Chad H July 25, 2006
Get the tubes are cloggedmug. A kick-ass totally free porn website. It has many categories including fetish, lesbian, gay, hardcore, amateur, blowjob, asian, shemale, ebony, erotic, anal, latina, mature, strip, teen and high definition. No pop ups, just awesome porn. Go to tube8.com to see more!
by elephantico October 22, 2010
Get the Tube 8mug. 
The new opiate of the people. A electronic box containing a video screen and a speaker, watched by millions of cretins too lazy to go out and get a life. Boob tube watchers get a bad case of half-closed eyes and half-open mouths.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
Get the boob tubemug.