trojan baby

When your Trojan breaks and you have a baby it is a Trojan baby.
John told me his condom broke. Looks like he's got a Trojan baby coming.
by Timstauder January 03, 2017
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Fuck A Trojan

A school full of pussies and hicks who think having money is a personality trait. Also their mascot is a Trojan because they always burst

under pressure.
O... you go to Petaluma High... Fuck A Trojan
by Uffrggugghu February 29, 2020
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Trojan Horse Friend

Someone who befriends one friend by pretending to enjoy their interest to secretly infiltrate an entire group of friends for false acceptance due to being a shitty person to begin with. Along with this is being a compulsive liar and hating conflict but will also spread ideas and fake thoughts about others to that one person and their group for fuller acceptance and building false trust. Also threatens to beat someone's ass in private but when confronted acts like a little bitch.
Person 1: 'What the fuck is John doing with that guy and his friends?'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'
by rodlikestoparty July 07, 2018
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Mouth Pooper Trojan

Today i'm gonna install Mouth Pooper Trojan becuase it's heathy for my and my PC!
by why don't you go outside? January 14, 2021
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Trojan war

When two men put on trojan condoms and have a sword fight with each other
Last night I watched Jim and Andy having a trojan war
by Longstringyhair January 24, 2022
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Trojan Trojan

A condom with a hole in, or one thin enough to rupture during climax. Much like the legendary Trojan horse, the Trojan Trojan gives the receiver a false sense of security, meaning one's soldiers can make their way deep into enemy territory.
"Trojan Trojan, huh?"
"Yeah because it's a Trojan horse but with Trojan condoms"
"Oh yeah lmao"
by AenghusTheNonce November 19, 2020
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Trojan shit

When you shit a turd that happens to be in the shape of a wooden horse.
Hey! I think he just dropped the Trojan shit!
by Bojojo109 August 20, 2011
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