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Trojan Unicorn

A person who is invited to be part of an established couple that is polyamorous and who is believed by the couple to be their unicorn (the mythical person who will complete a throuple), but who has ulterior motives to break up the couple and who is actually a home wrecker.
We thought we found the perfect person but she is a Trojan unicorn and stole my husband.
by Mateo_Harveez August 17, 2021
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Trojan

Casually sneaking into college lectures you do not belong in without getting noticed.
I trojanned into Psychology before evening lecture.
by Fapstasy May 10, 2016
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Trojan shit

When you shit a turd that happens to be in the shape of a wooden horse.
Hey! I think he just dropped the Trojan shit!
by Bojojo109 August 23, 2011
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Trojan Compliment

A Trojan Compliment is a nice looking compliment on the surface but whose only aim is to manipulate you.

It's more insidious than a back-handed compliment in the way that you don't really realize it's a critic.

The Trojan Complimenter then waits for you to confess it's not as it looks, or he will "realize" it's not as he thought and pretend to be disappointed and use it to get more concessions from you.
Car Buyer: "wow man, not a single scratch I love how you kept this car so perfect, I like that"
Car Seller: "well, thanks, there's just one small scratch over here.. "

Car Buyer: (sad face) "Oh, I see... It is a bit visible. Well, tell you what, let's 1k off the price and I'll take it anyway.

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Joe: "How did you learn those that Trojan Compliment technique man"

Me: "ThePowerMoves.com man, it's wicked"
by Mandrake99 June 12, 2017
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Discord Trojan Paradox

A paradox in which a discord server appears to be nice and friendly from the outside/when you just get in, but after being there long enough you start seeing a lot of toxicity/people showing their true faces and whatnot. This usually happens on bigger “wholesome” servers which then turn pretty ugly at a random time.
Bruh, this one server used to be so nice what the fuck happened
I’m guessing the Discord Trojan Paradox
by Keklord Supreme August 11, 2022
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trojan balls

The act of showing your ball sack to someone using deceptive means.
Dude, I can't hang out with Matt anymore. He keeps pulling Trojan balls on me. His sack is so gross!! Ballbs To You Kanye West
by Thesamwich May 28, 2016
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Trojan

AMERICA'S THINNEST
Man, these Trojan condoms feel great
by PointingatmyBALLZ October 14, 2022
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