The Tree Scale

Refers to the size of a woman.

Stem: Really fucking skinny (anorexic/bulimic) ex. Nicole Richie

Twig: Model skinny. ex. Adrianna Lima

Stick: Properly sized and proportioned. ex. Jessica Biel

Branch: Thick. ex. America Ferera

Trunk: Big like a Ford F-550. ex. Rosie O'Donnell

Man 1: On the tree scale what would you rate your girlfriend

Man 2: Dude, my girl is HUGE she would be the trunk.

by click clack um fu fu April 25, 2009

Tree Fetish

A bizarre condition, affecting mostly middle-aged salesmen, which is also known as Dendrophilia.

Due to his Tree Fetish we needed to keep little lewis out of the forest, he's a dendrophiliac.

by raymilne June 11, 2010

Pizza Tree

This definition is brought to you by the 2011 US Congress ruling that pizza is indeed a vegetable.

The pizza tree, which is native to the upper Indianapolis region, yields large crops of the vegetable "pizza" during the fall season. Pizzas trees are deciduous and are known for spreading rotten tomato paste balls for reproductive purposes. Controlled pizza tree farms often grow pizzas of the pepperoni, hawaiian and plain cheese variety. In recent years, an increased interest in organic vegetable farms has caused spikes in organic pizza markets, introducing heritage blends such as mediterranean and bruschetta.

"I think that pizza trees produce the best vegetables."
"If we need 7-10 vegetables a day, one pizza tree could make an entire family healthier."

by gratt November 18, 2011

Tree Jumper

A person who hides in trees or bushes in order to jump unsuspecting passers by in order to molest them.

That dude is in prison for being a Tree Jumper.

by CliftonTravis April 12, 2019

tree bark

street for LSD

Yo, I'm trippin' off that tree bark.

by James Marzec+ April 23, 2009

tree nigger

A word used to describe a person of native Descent

Damn I lost my whole paycheck at the tree niggers casino

In Alaska the tree niggers get free money for the oil pipelines

by chessest crust July 7, 2010

holiday tree

A pine tree that is either plastic or real, in which people decorate for christmas. But the people who sell them call them holiday trees instead of christmas trees, because they didnt want to offend anyone, except people who celebreate christmas. So it won't offend anyone who doesnt celebrate christmas even though it offends everyone who celebrates christmas. Who ever came up with this idea of calling it a holiday tree should get a punch in the face and a CHRISTMAS TREE UP THE ASS.

Holiday tree MY ASS, it's called a christmas tree you dumb fucks.

by The Legend of Zelda December 21, 2004