Ex. 1:
Braden: Dante, did you see that traffic cone by the bar?
Dante: God must have hit her with The Ugly Stick a bit too many times as a child.
Ex. 2
Dan: Hey Joe, how is traffic cone?
Joe: You mean my girlfriend? Fuck you Dan.
Braden: Dante, did you see that traffic cone by the bar?
Dante: God must have hit her with The Ugly Stick a bit too many times as a child.
Ex. 2
Dan: Hey Joe, how is traffic cone?
Joe: You mean my girlfriend? Fuck you Dan.
by Graabir Boubi April 27, 2020
Get the traffic cone mug.it's used when your s/o is just treating u like a traffic light. meaning if he was the car and u were the traffic light, he would just stop by/spend time with u for a short time or designated time, then leaves as soon as u turn green (turning green meaning u become comfy w him).
damn, after 2 weeks of talking to him, he left me like how someone sped against a red lighg and now i feel like a traffic light/🚦 tbh.
by urphhoeforonlythatoneguy September 12, 2021
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When you're driving on the expressway and all of a sudden you come to a screetching halt because of traffic congestion that appears to come out of nowhere (no accident, no bottlenecking, no construction). So you then cruise at about 5 mph for a short while wondering what the hell the deal is. Then all of a sudden, the road clears up and you find yourself cruising back again at a normal speed.
I was drivin' on the Parkway goin' 75 mph then found myself slammin' on the brakes because of some friggin' unidentified traffic jam. A minute later the roadway cleared as if nothing happened.
by Bx Boy April 24, 2006
Get the unidentified traffic jam mug.A highway traffic phenomenon characterized by traffic slow to a stop for no appearent reason and then speeding back up again. It could be a one time occurance or happen a number of times over several miles.
by kdon777 June 22, 2011
Get the traffic tide mug.Ever need a clear and simple way to rate women amoungst friends? When rating women, the traffic light analysis system can be used.
To use this system one compares a woman to the three colors of a traffic light, depending on their desire to engage in sexual contact with the subject woman.
A red light: if one deems a woman to be a red light he is stating that he would fuck her but do what ever he could to conceal his actions from others finding out about it.
A yellow light: if one deems a woman as a yellow light he is stating that he would fuck her, not caring who found out, but he wouldnt tell people of his actions.
A green light: if one deems a woman as a green light, he is stating that he would fuck the subject and be proud of his actions, not hesitating to tell people what he has accomplished.
A no-go: a woman you wouln't fuck under any reasonable circumstance.
To use this system one compares a woman to the three colors of a traffic light, depending on their desire to engage in sexual contact with the subject woman.
A red light: if one deems a woman to be a red light he is stating that he would fuck her but do what ever he could to conceal his actions from others finding out about it.
A yellow light: if one deems a woman as a yellow light he is stating that he would fuck her, not caring who found out, but he wouldnt tell people of his actions.
A green light: if one deems a woman as a green light, he is stating that he would fuck the subject and be proud of his actions, not hesitating to tell people what he has accomplished.
A no-go: a woman you wouln't fuck under any reasonable circumstance.
The traffic light system
Andrew: yo check out that chick over their.
Mike: shes about a yellow
Andrew: interesting, id fuck her anyday, id say green.
Andrew: yo check out that chick over their.
Mike: shes about a yellow
Andrew: interesting, id fuck her anyday, id say green.
by Niemico October 4, 2009
Get the Traffic light system mug.by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 16, 2008
Get the traffic jam mug.- Being on another level of fresh in EVERY aspect of ones life; male
- having the illest clothes, sneakers, etc
- listenin to the best music
- gettin as much pussy as wanted
- going to the sickest parties
- ownin a cutlass ride
- having an INTENSE amount of haters
- not being a dumbass, basically "going places" w.o bein corny about it
- etc.
- having the illest clothes, sneakers, etc
- listenin to the best music
- gettin as much pussy as wanted
- going to the sickest parties
- ownin a cutlass ride
- having an INTENSE amount of haters
- not being a dumbass, basically "going places" w.o bein corny about it
- etc.
: dude u catch that hypebeast fag walkin around there
: shut up fool, he traffic blockin
: wat the hells that
: damn ignorant, he wat you aint
: shut up fool, he traffic blockin
: wat the hells that
: damn ignorant, he wat you aint
by JDZ PT October 21, 2007
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