Do I want to be surrounded by kittens while also being handed a million dollars? Totes them crumblies, fam.
by justtryingtomakeapointhere July 18, 2018

Totally Awkard Situation.
First penned by Melbourne's Lazy. Too lazy to say the extended version. Also implented by cycling group MGCK.
First penned by Melbourne's Lazy. Too lazy to say the extended version. Also implented by cycling group MGCK.
Ellen- OMG i can't believe we just ran in to your ex. and his new gf.
Zoe- I knooooow.
Joely and Char- waah Totes awk sitch!
Zoe- I knooooow.
Joely and Char- waah Totes awk sitch!
by Joelywh May 14, 2007

by famf January 31, 2009

by Jsolaracko September 15, 2011

oh my god, i'm really slangin' my tote, (i'm so tired i can hardly drag my butt outta here) careful who you slang your tote with (watch who you hang with) here's a chair, slang your tote (sit your butt here)...
by alyson l May 22, 2007

"Totes yeet yo" is what you say/write when talking about something good or when something good happens.
Example 1:
Dude 1: The Emancipation Proclamation is like, totes yeet yo.
Dude 2: Same.
Example 2:
Dude 1: Yo! They're giving out free tacos at Cluckin' Bell!
Dude 2: That's totes yeet yo!
Dude 1: The Emancipation Proclamation is like, totes yeet yo.
Dude 2: Same.
Example 2:
Dude 1: Yo! They're giving out free tacos at Cluckin' Bell!
Dude 2: That's totes yeet yo!
by David Kliene January 24, 2020

100% the most hip thing to say. Ezrah this will make you the hippest and most dank gem in the universe.
by joemamammamama June 23, 2021
