Total Rhubarb

A statement of incontrovertible fact.

“The suggestion that there was any cake is total rhubarb. And by that, I mean completely, unequivocally true.”

by Joe the Joe Face January 27, 2022

Shaftage Totale

1. The ultimate shaft
2. The act of being wronged incredibly
3. Falling incredibly short of the intended goal

What? An F on the math test? SHAFTAGE TOTALE!

by Sergio Smeillew April 9, 2003

totally bored

lzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

...............................totally bored

by im so craycray March 29, 2021

Totally Jocked

To be totally jocked is to be built like Requis. I.e, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. To get totally jocked, everything you do has to be an exercise, even sleeping.

Woah, that dude is totally jocked! Wow! That dude is so hot because he is totally jocked.

by TheJockedMaster May 24, 2021

yoga totals

Idk I just typed in random words but
Points
I made this definition from the top of my head sorry if this isn't what it means

Emily: hey Rebecca how was the candy crush yoga totals?
Rebecca: I got a 19282819,292918189 score, so it went great!
so it like scores

by green is the best color August 6, 2022

total vagina

a bigger pussy than most people would ever tolerate. Sucks at life. See also Flopdick.

You are being a total vagina, chug that beer, bitch

by stu is big April 13, 2005

Total Consciousness

It is nice.

On your death bed you will receive total consciousness, which is nice.

by Carl Spackle December 18, 2012