dick ketchup

The blood that remains on your penis during or after fornicating with a virgin.

Brett: hey bro! I banged out my girl last night.
Dilan: Very nice! How was it?
Brett: It was awesome, but turns out she was a virgin. So I had to clean up some dick ketchup.
Dilan: Bruh.... fuck that.

by Webster's Dicktionary April 01, 2015

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Ketchup Chuck

A "not so practical" joke, that is ideal for resturants, cookouts, or friends refridgerator. Take a ketchup bottle and insert a tampon down into the neck. Replace the lid but leave about one inch of the string hanging out. If you don't have the time to wait for the end result, it's quite easy to imagine the look on the persons face as their curiosity compels them to pull the string out.

That waitress was a bitch and the food sucked. Don't get me wrong, i still tipped her a dollar and i kindly placed under a loaded Ketchup Chuck.

by wild-card March 25, 2010

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Shaking the ketchup bottle

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. The metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the "splooging" of ketchup when you've shaken it for long enough. Note: If what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely consult a doctor.

BRB - need to shake the ketchup bottle.

I was vigorously shaking the ketchup bottle last night.

I think I spent too long shaking the ketchup bottle - I'd ran out of ketchup by the time I was finished.

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a great way to pass the time.

by orangepony April 12, 2012

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