Freudian Slide

A Freudian slip that lasts far too long to simply be a slip of the tongue.

Example #1:

Hey, can I borrow a pe-pe-penis penis penis Penis Penis PENIS PENIS VAGINA PENIS pencil please? Sorry, Freudian slide.

Example #2:

Woman: So what's your favorite color?
Man: Well, I think my favorite color's I'd like to bend you over my knee and spank your butt raw....I mean blue.

by Mo_Shift_Fo June 15, 2013

The Lawson Slide

Tripping over 15 children before hitting a wall, causing several expo branded markers to fall on my child (chungus presely)

The Teacher executed the legendary move, The Lawson Slide :D

by When_ January 6, 2021

The H-Slide

The H-Slide is the act of a male transferring from giving regular penetration to oral sex while the female remains stationary.

I done dropped the H-Slide on my chick last night playah, she love that shit!

by ReadingDBV December 29, 2009

Baltimore Slide

When a car in the left lane of the highway suddenly slides over three lanes and takes the exit. usually no signal.

"Christ where did he come from, He must be from Baltimore."
That s the baltimore slide. I'd recognize it anywhere

by Chef dad February 28, 2011

Pepperoni Slide

The act of masturbating while eating a pepperoni pizza, in a bathrobe, and listening to smooth jazz.

Did you hear John playing Frank Sinatra in his bedroom? I think he’s trying the pepperoni slide.

by MufflePig March 4, 2023

Greasy slide

When both male and female ejaculate on to the floor after coitus, then use it as a slip n slide.

Hannah very much enjoyed her greasy slide with Nathan.

by BlowJobJohnson May 11, 2014

The long slide

a) a book by Tucker Carlaon
b) the disintegration of civil society into chaos and disorder

The next chapter in Afghanistan's post 1979 soviet occupation history will be the long slide, def b), back into the middle ages, if something isn't done soon.

by Sexydimma August 24, 2021