Shaking the ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. The metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the "splooging" of ketchup when you've shaken it for long enough. Note: If what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely consult a doctor.
BRB - need to shake the ketchup bottle.
I was vigorously shaking the ketchup bottle last night.
I think I spent too long shaking the ketchup bottle - I'd ran out of ketchup by the time I was finished.
Shaking the ketchup bottle is a great way to pass the time.
I was vigorously shaking the ketchup bottle last night.
I think I spent too long shaking the ketchup bottle - I'd ran out of ketchup by the time I was finished.
Shaking the ketchup bottle is a great way to pass the time.
by orangepony September 15, 2012
Get the Shaking the ketchup bottlemug. A "not so practical" joke, that is ideal for resturants, cookouts, or friends refridgerator. Take a ketchup bottle and insert a tampon down into the neck. Replace the lid but leave about one inch of the string hanging out. If you don't have the time to wait for the end result, it's quite easy to imagine the look on the persons face as their curiosity compels them to pull the string out.
That waitress was a bitch and the food sucked. Don't get me wrong, i still tipped her a dollar and i kindly placed under a loaded Ketchup Chuck.
by wild-card March 25, 2010
Get the Ketchup Chuckmug. Brett: hey bro! I banged out my girl last night.
Dilan: Very nice! How was it?
Brett: It was awesome, but turns out she was a virgin. So I had to clean up some dick ketchup.
Dilan: Bruh.... fuck that.
Dilan: Very nice! How was it?
Brett: It was awesome, but turns out she was a virgin. So I had to clean up some dick ketchup.
Dilan: Bruh.... fuck that.
by Webster's Dicktionary March 31, 2015
Get the dick ketchupmug. by Slut69 July 23, 2013
Get the Ketchup on your hotdogmug. Pikachu (Pokemon) really loves Ketchup and when Scyther (Another Pokemon) breaks Pikachu’s bottle of Ketchup, Pikachu cries and is sad.
by U r Fat Mama Fat May 13, 2019
Get the Pikachu loves Ketchupmug. by Ginger Barbarian. December 6, 2017
Get the used ketchup lidmug. I had sex last night with Jon and this morning I was bleeding again I guess he tapped the Ketchup bottle.
My husband was tapping the ketchup bottle to get the last bit out. I was very happy he did!
We were tapping the ketchup bottle and the kids woke up.
My husband was tapping the ketchup bottle to get the last bit out. I was very happy he did!
We were tapping the ketchup bottle and the kids woke up.
by iva pad February 27, 2011
Get the tapping the ketchup bottlemug.