Ferret

A frail and weak young man, who is passed around and raped in prison by hard prisoners, and grows to embrace his effeminate side.
Person 1: Free Tay-K, (Taymor Travon McIntyre) he didn't do nothing wrong.
Person 2: That boys a Ferret for life now, with his busted booty hole, he won't be the same, chill.
by PapaPsych June 09, 2023
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SO POGGERs
in serious tho i love them it is so funny when they hide they're toys
My ferret hid his toy
by FERRET MOMMY May 26, 2021
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A pedophile, this is because of bullshit censorship to protect yulkytulky.
Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a pedo

(Redacted) : no, this displeases me

Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a ferret
by Igor- December 02, 2020
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draco fawking malfoy thats who a ferret is/aka harry pottahs husband
harry:where is my ferret

draco:here i am my love
by draco_drarry_malfoy November 16, 2022
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A cute animal that I really want but will never have, often used in ‘bump that booty like a but come on if you don’t, don’t shake it off
‘I have a ferret
by St4rb4tzz June 07, 2022
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Ok now kids this is purely for educating kids

DONT AND I REPEAT don’t EVER SAY HIS NAME

U all know what I mean u all know what ‘he’ means

Ferret is a devil ferret . oh shit

Oh shit

Oh shit

I said the name

RUN
Ferret is cumming 🍆
by Whipster machine is a van February 22, 2020
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An undersized shiney headed boyman who constantly requires to update the room on what page of 'crash' he is on despite no one asking.

Furthermore 'Ferret' enjoys announcing any NEXUS requirements and his ability to fill them out.
'I am the Ferret and today I won't leave the office.' direct quote. Said 361 days of the working year.
by TJ247 April 04, 2020
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