Chris

Chris will have an existential crisis for no reason randomly. Chris is funny and really Big Brain but will criticize you on the smallest of things. CHRIS IS CHING CHONG AS FUCK

Hey chris hows it going
Chris: i feel dead inside

by Tangy_TicTac LIVE November 2, 2020

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What can i say for Chris... type of guy to make you laugh and have a joke with your friends without wanting to fuck any of them usually medium to tall skinny and a nice guy, but stick him in bed with you and you won’t come out in one legs shaking and condom balloons everywhere nice guy and usually polite too.

Nicole:Hey i was talking to Chris last night.
Sarah:Girl how are you walking?

by Gabriella2470 October 10, 2020

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A awkward guy who doesn't talk much except about computers. He is a huge nerd hates chavs and pretends to be hard. But quite a nice guy on the whole

Person1:whose that guy who spends all his time in computing

Person2: oh, you mean Chris

by Angypangy October 31, 2017

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Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall. Lastly, very short.

Chris: guys guys look the new car design of this is so amazing
Everyone else: dude we don't care

by （´∀`）ｂ October 27, 2019

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