Truffle Shuffle

When you have to take a dump but are too preoccupied with what you're doing to take a break until the resulting abdominal pain is too great to ignore. The result is this embarrassing slow, hunched-over shuffle to the bathroom. Commonly performed by friends when playing MMOs in large gaming gatherings or other similar situations.

1: "Dude, can you believe Mike's wicked winning streak in the Rumble Pit? It was 3 hours of brutality! Total God mode action."
2: "Yeah, he was glued to that screen and talkin smack, but he's paying for it now. You see him doin the truffle shuffle down the hall?"
1: "Ha ha. Powned by Mother Nature!"

by Cyrano Cytoplasm October 12, 2007

Truffle fuck

Basically you swing your Dick around and hope it makes it's way in
if you know what i mean

"it's time to truffle fuck this bitch"
"that's a truffle fucker"

by The Truffle Fucker May 20, 2016

butt truffle

When you look at rule 34

I saw a butt truffle on a website

by coolpap3 July 9, 2016

truffle butter

The ultimate Lube of the century. It is highly used in a mans ass.

Hey Sal! Lets go buy some truffle butter for tonight play.

by Sergent May 26, 2016

digging for brown truffles

i saw someone grabbing at the ass. and i came up with this phrase.

if you are going cook with your hands, dont go digging for brown truffles.

by nathan August 10, 2004

truffle bag

Simultaneous teabag and mushroom stamp.

Man, that chicken really needs a straight up truffle baggin' yo!

by DaddyScranton July 30, 2016

Truffle salt

The residue from the truffle butter on the sheets that has dried.

"Damn bro that slut left that truffle salt all over my sheets."

by West Texas Semen Demon November 18, 2016