man thong

when pantsed after being pantsed but not having enough time to adjust ones boxers and till having them look like a thong when pantsed a second time

after pantsing him i realized that he had been pantsed moments earlier and had a man thong going

by oopsie October 10, 2009

thong sucker

A thong sucker is a sexual deviate or perverse and openly nasty person.

Why would a nice girl like Maggie go out with a thong sucker like him?

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

pussy thong

a thong warn so that the back of the thong is instead in the front and goes on your vagina very sexy

i pants this girl one day and she had a pussy thong on. i cummed right there

by horny bastard November 17, 2004

armenian thong

the trail of butt hair that armenians (or other super hairy races) have..it resembles a thong, get it?

Yeah Lonnie was wearing only his armenian thong that night..gross

by MaruChacowski October 19, 2008

thong job

A severe wedgy; A reaction guys have when girls were low jeans.

That girl gave you a thong job.

by dmcool June 14, 2004

turd thong

An awesome 8th grade playground game when a large group of people stand in and around a 4-square game on the blacktop and furiously launch red playground balls at each other whilst trying to dodge the balls as well.

Eric: Dude, I can't wait for recess so we can play some turd thong.

Robby: For sho!

by eric.a.baum June 20, 2008

Armrest Thong

A term used to refer to someone who is so obese that their enormous ass is too large to fit in one seat, and must therefore occupy two, usually achieved by awkwardly straddling the armrest. This person is considered to be wearing an armrest thong. See also: Assassination

Obese man: Do you have anymore seats available for this flight?
Receptionist: We do... but you'll have to wear an armrest thong.

Guy: This armrest smells like ass!
Stewardess: Al Roker was sitting there the last trip.
Guy: In which seat?
Stewardess: Both.

by studio5insomniac October 22, 2010