a.p. tests

another form of corruption by the CollegeBoard to take your money while embarrassing students. These scores not only subject students into more rigorous academic curriculum, but forces the young pupils to recognize two issues with life: Money and Challenge. If you pass a test, that means that you're somewhat above mediocre. If you fail, I'd be concerned with how many brain cells you have.
Those a.p. tests really kicked my thicc butt.
by NemoMeImpuneLacessit September 17, 2018
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unit test

Its when you do a package test on your date to verify she is not a tranny.
Phil's date was beautiful, but she had a deep voice, so he decided to do a unit test before he kissed her.
by RogueEngineer December 25, 2013
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bag test

A fraternity hazing method in which a pledge's hands are rerstrained and a plasitc bag is placed over his head and sealed with a rubber band on his neck.
That skinny pledge was struggling so hard during his bag test I thought he was going to break an arm.
by Tic1991 December 01, 2011
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The Pencil Test

A test to determine whether women can go braless in public. The tester lifts a breast, places a pencil under it, and releases the breast. If the pencil falls down, she can go braless (under a shirt, of course). If the pencil is held in place by the weight of her breast, she should wear a bra.
I took the pencil test and decided that the halter top was a bad idea.
by Sprvxn December 27, 2006
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Pacer Test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
by The Fitness GramMan April 27, 2016
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Google test

When your internet connection is being problematic, you do the google test. Basically, you try to visit www.google.com and if it fails, you know your connection is tango uniform.
Friend A: My internet connection is not really working...

Friend B: Did you google test it?

Friend A: Yeah, nothing.

Friend B: Call AOL(because only AOL sucks enough to have problems regularly?)
by Quinn Allen September 01, 2006
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piss test

when you randomly have to piss in a small cup to test for pot heads and tweakers.
Beth: "wat up my nig, you wanna smoke this purple kush?! i just bought an eighth!"

Salley:" hell no! i gotta go see my p.o. today. She gonna gimmie one of them piss tests..."

Beth: "damn"
by pixi3srh630 January 08, 2009
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