swifts mum

a person kai deeply is in love with <333

kai : sorry i was with swifts mum

swift : i heard…
kai : >:)

by kaisshit November 16, 2021

Taylor Swift

The music industry.

Taylor Swift is the music industry

by dailyswift13 December 19, 2020

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift, the basic white girl who makes music that isn't as good as everyone turns it out to be. All her fans are apart of a cult full of little white girls that only care about Taylor. She has a dry voice and poor stage presence.

Person1: Do you know who Taylor Swift is?
Person 2: Yes, Tayble is a flop!

by KESHA LIED October 31, 2023

Taylor Swift

The Music Industry

Taylor Swift is The Music Industry.

by beckybaka May 15, 2021

Taylor Swift

Music Industry

Taylor swift is the music industry

by w1llow November 22, 2021

Phil Swift

He is the all father, power to bond seal AND repair. (Can also cut anything in half and repair it with his ultimate weapon, flex tape/flex seal)

Phil Swift is my dad

by Phil Swift is my dad March 7, 2019

Phil Swift

Phil Swift is a person that makes flex tape and is a crazy son of a bitch that is out of his damn mind

Phil Swift: let me show you the power of Flex tape (randomly saws boat in half) me: this guy is on meth

by Manwhore55 September 30, 2019