Conlin Rent Unit

A unit of measure for currency related to rent. This unit is similar to how rent-controlled New York determines value but is a special measurement of success based on someone's proclaimed expenses, as a sign of importance or hierarchy in society.

Generally set at $1000

The more I pay for rent, the lower other expenses relatively become.

I pay $1000 for rent and that hamburger costs $11, that is like .011 Conlin Rent Units (CRU).

I can't afford that, its 2.2 CRU, or $2200

I pay nothing for rent, so my CRU is 0.

by thesexualpunisher September 8, 2020

Rent is due

On the first day of each month, it's rent day.

Used as a euphemism for paying rent each month through sex when you live with a partner.

"Hey Sarah, it's the first of the month. you know what that means...?"
"Your rent is due".

by deathbydan October 1, 2021

rent-a-cop-academy

The fictional place where security guards go to learn the idiotic lingo and actions they must do to maintain a false sense of security.

Blart: "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your cigarette beyond the 15 foot perimeter of this entrance or I will be forced to physically subdue you in violation of Article 12 Section B Paragraph 5."
Shopper: "Hey Bub - did you learn all those multi-syllable words in rent-a-cop-academy?"

by Stevenstrangeways December 19, 2012

pay my rent

to have sex

Honey would you pay my rent

by Wayne44 July 25, 2016

The rent is due

When the boys see the 40 year old man at the end of his road, they know the rent is due. If your going 50 in a 50 zone, you better be ready for the rent.

Man yesterday I was driving down that street and just knew the rent was due. I could smell that the rent was due. the rent is due.

by That guy OG MUDBONE May 24, 2020

mums rent due

When someones mother is on their period.

Damn she is grumpy is your mums rent due?

by Faxbois August 29, 2018

Rent Space in my head

When a person or situation gets to you so much that all you can think about is that one thing, and one thing only. It's on your mind so much that they might as well settle down in your mind and rent space in you head.

I wont let the results of the job interview Rent Space in my Head

by Dropstar February 22, 2008