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Skilled Mechanic

A female who has graduated with honours after serving a sex academy apprenticeship. She has proven ability to give rousing, memorable and meaningful blowjobs. It applies to any woman whose oral cavity is in coordination with her respiratory technique, tongue and teeth movements such that the testicles and shaft can both be pleasured at the same time without her having to repeatedly extract one's tackle from her mouth in order to breath! Her mouth is generously ample without being cavernous. The true skilled mechanic will be able to demonstrate ball and shaft swallowing at the same time thus living up to her deserved and well earned academic title! Spitting or swallowing is optional depending on how well the connection works out between you!
John - "Eric, check out the milf at the table opposite. Just look at how she is demolishing that lobster without spilling a drop. She truly is a skilled mechanic".
by anton at blue velvet May 13, 2014
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hispanical mechanical

Slang to refer to a fender with a hispanic (with questionable status). Some hispanic neighborhoods have a tendency to block entire roads over a little fender bender. Thus annoying and impeding the commuters who use that road.
God dammit! I'm gonna be late to work due to this hispanical mechanical in this chicano neighborhood that I pass through. They are blocking the whole road over a fender bender!
by fartso55 January 14, 2019
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Quantum Jiggle Mechanics

the branch of mechanics that deals with the mathematical description of the motion and interaction of subatomic particles involving high levels of jiggle
Damn boy, let me test them cheeks quantum jiggle mechanics to determine the probability of cake clapping.
by Chwailhunter334 December 27, 2023
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Mechanic

The mechanic is when a guy tucks his hard dick and sits on the edge of a chair. His bitch slides under his legs and jacks and sucks him till she changes the oil.
Hey girl feel like changing my oil? I need a good mechanic.
by Oilfield diver September 11, 2021
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Meat Mechanic

One who is trained and/or skilled in the art of working a man's meat pole. Often linked to the term slut.
Person 1:Mmm, that broad worked me last night.
Person 2: Bro.. i hear she's a meat mechanic.
Person 1: FFFUUUUUUUUUU
by DeepInTheGame December 1, 2011
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Fanny mechanic

Slang name for a gynocologst
"I've just dropped my Mrs off at the Fanny mechanic for her check up"
by Obesio mourinio July 4, 2016
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