Lung Guacamole

The thick green phlegmy batter like loogi snot wad, you hack up when you have a respatorie infection.

After pulling a bong rip, I hacked up some "Lung Guacamole". Dip tortilla chips at your own will, if you happen to get the munchies.

by Jacen Ynot March 5, 2020

Fuckalukus of the Lung

Unidentified Lung infection .... when one can’t breath due to an infection caused by some type of illness.

Damn that cough sounds horrible sounds like you have Fuckalukus of the Lung !!

by Ranchcarpets March 19, 2020

jelly lung

Excessive coughing with large amounts of phlegm coming from chest(congestion). Often happens after quiting smoking and sometimes seasonal allergies.

I haven't smoked a butt in 3 days and the jelly lung is already killing me!

by Daveeeos March 7, 2016

Tear a lung

To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.

Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.

Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.

by sentientLandscape April 20, 2022

lung javelin

a tobacco cigarette

fancy a quick lung javelin?

shall we go for a lung javelin

by the shareholders December 28, 2020

Break a lung!

Imperative. To wish someone a successful singing engagement. The choral equivalent of the theatrical imperative 'Break a leg!' (q.v.)

'I hope your choir recital goes well. Break a lung!'

by toddsschneider October 7, 2016

lung infection

When one gets an infection in thy lung

My lung infection turned onto a lungs infection when it spread to my other lung.

by Davesjuly January 31, 2014