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Daily Dick

A penis size around the range of 5-7 inches. It's referred to as being daily because any size bigger would require the person receiving to recover from pain.
A huge dick is great for a special occasion, but if I'm gonna settle down, Imma gonna need that daily dick.
by JuanSantosNSFW December 2, 2023
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Brandon Daily

Usually a person who works at a school. People will often think he is someone who only jokes around but in reality he is a real and genuine person who often will put their time up to help people who he thinks is worthy of his assistance.
Friend: Yo who is that new funny teacher?
You: Thats Brandon Daily!
by HappyPixel October 18, 2020
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Triple daily

The act of doing any action 3 times a day
I just posted my last triple daily”
Oh really? I just posted my second!”
by TacoEater46 May 31, 2022
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Minimum Daily Motherfucker

A person that doesn't take much to fuck up your day, does it on a daily basis, and has minimum skills.
Jay is the reason I'm up at 10pm working on something he doesn't understand because he wants it in front of the customer tomorrow. He is my Minimum Daily Motherfucker.
by Taraun May 24, 2024
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Daily Opt

"Opt:short for optimization"

the daily improvements, projects, and demands of SEO (Search Engine Optimization) tasks that improve or maintain search engine rankings
Your daily opt within this web project will help your site appear farther up in Google.
by SEO Expert May 19, 2009
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The Daily Chug

It is a dictatorship lead by Barney as their chug leader with three chug advisors, one chugger, one chug general, and two chug soldiers. The ritual would be to chug a drink every weekday. There is also a TOS that protects the privacy of the people in the group.
by TheOnlyMexican February 12, 2021
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The Daily Testicle

A non reputable news source that spreads misinformation. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.
Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust? I just read it on The Daily Testicle.
by 1yearexpired July 30, 2024
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