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Barnes' Girlfriend

A device created and cultivated to produce the true born Nebraskan. It contains their biggest export of wool along with the sensual masturbate device called the "Pocket Pussy". It enhances the animal instinct of Nebraskan folk and intensifies the pleasure of one man in particular. It satisfies the indulging need of sexual intercourse when he "can't get any". This term is the purgatory status of being a virgin and the old fashion self-help masturbation. The Barnes' Girlfriend is in local stores near you, if you are in Nebraska.
A guy was "struggle busing" today on getting a new girlfriend and so he met with his Barnes' Girlfriend in bed that night.
by Struggle Bus 69 April 30, 2013
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Bucky Barnes

A WWll veteran who fell off a train and was tramatized by hydra and one day he reunited with his bestie Steve Rogers who saved him and is now being chaotic with Sam Wilson
OMG Bucky Barnes is sooo hot
by bucky barnes official December 13, 2021
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riley barnes

Riley Barnes A charming girl. A little on the shy side but when she’s comfortable she’s crazy wild and out going- in a good way though. She very much loves long romantic walks to the fridge. She’s def a cutie for sure. She can get annoyed sometimes but by the end of the day she’s still a major sweetheart. She does her best to always be there for her friends, she fails ; like we all do, but she’s a great friend.
Man 1) Bro, she hot

Man 2) Who?
Man 1) Riley Barnes

Man 2) Oh man, I know she a complete snack
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Goat Barn

The act of inserting an entire goat into the human rectum repeatedly as a punishment for poor performance in an otherwise unrelated activity.
I got goat barned last week in fantasy football when Jonathan Taylor hung 5 touchdowns on the Bills.
by BugJohnJr December 7, 2021
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Josh barns

A fat cunt with an overhang bigger than kory and draws furry porn
by Josh barns April 21, 2019
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barn to dance

A phrase used if you are just barn to dance. If you got that pizzazz, or desire to dance, then this word is for you. You have to have talent though. Some people are just "barn with it". Some are not. The question is, are you barn to dance?
Wow! Would you look at Danny! He can dance so well! He is definitely barn to dance!
Maybe he's just barn with it.
by emogirlxx04 February 17, 2022
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flora barnes

the worlds biggest sket/munter that has ever existed
oi, that sket flora barnes should die
by dabxD July 13, 2017
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