carl wayne

Someone that has had 2 DUI’s, lost their license and now they can’t drive. This is derived from the song White Trash Story by Casey Donahew.

Rick: Hey Jacob, Kim doesn’t drink, let’s get her to be the designated driver to the concert?

Jacob: Nah man, she’s Carl Wayne...

by Rick Clean Crack September 5, 2019

Wayne Regretzkys

(n). A state of mind one has when he/she wakes up the morning after night of drinking and realizes with regret, some of the things they have done or said the night previous.

A deep feeling of shame and regret, brought on by binge drinking and hormones.

A pun on the use of famous hockey player, Wayne Gretzky's name.

Friend: What's up? How was last night?

Friend 2: Ughh.. Don't ask. I have a major case of the Wayne Regretzkys.

by Puss&Boots January 4, 2014

Da Wayne

A serious aurally transmuted disease that comes as a result of listening to Lil' Wayne's music. Symptoms include rapping, growing dreads, and tattoos spontaneously appearing on your body. One infected with Da Wayne may also vein using a grill.

Tramyice: Man dawg, my girl gave me a bad case of Da Wayne last night!
Tyrone: Aw, shit man, you should get that checked out, I see the dreads growing,

by pimpinainteasy123 December 2, 2011

Lil' Wayne

Shitty rapper who can only be rivalled by Akon, Kanye West, Soulja Boy, Diddy and even Vanilla Ice. Known for stealing lyrics from living artists and ghost writers, having a fugly look and obsessed with his homoerotic affection toward Ca$h Money kingpin Birdman and other fellows around him. Truly, he is one of the forefounders of hip-hop slaughter.

Lil' Wayne: OK, start with straight shots and then pop bottles,
Pour it on the models,
Shut up bitch, swallow,
If you can't swallow,
Shut up bitch, gargle...

Average Listener/ Critic/ Hip-hop fanatic: STFU! Fucking rhymeless, cock-sucking swagger jacker!

by HateMainstreamMusic September 30, 2008

Lil' Wayne

overrated, wackass rapper who gets hyped up by retards.

Lil' Wayne: I should cut myself to see if my blood's red. Baby I brainstorm, call me flood head.

WTF!? Flood head? You know what? Fuck Lil Wayne and his dick jockeys!

by Weezy sucks ass, like seriously June 18, 2008

Lil Wayne

Fake blood rapper call it hate but i don't think he's blood. Hes worn every fuckin bandanna there is and after katrina he's suddenly a blood. People say he's a b cause he makes songs called im blooded and rents red cars for his music videos. If I were to make a song about blue and rent 12 blue cadillacs i guess it would make me a crip or sureno right?
He kissed birdman he's gay birdman is not even his fuckin stepdad its like his dad,but birdman did not adopt wayne so hes gay.
His music is all right but sometimes its stupid and fuckin gay.

Lil Wayne is such a blood he's got 3 red cars.
SO does my fuckin grandpa does that make him a blood,fuck this fag wannabe blood niggas from LOuisanna don't even respect you. Ask the new orleans people in my city bout wayne.

by AGUMON March 18, 2008

LIL WAYNE

Lil Wayne is fucking clown shoes. He is the offspring of beetlejuice and a hermaphrodite sex slave that resides in the asshole of RuPaul. His lyrics are the equivelant to listening to fresh shit slush around in a port-a-potty.

Please listen to Asher Roth - A Milli

"Your girl want to participate
She so so so-phisticate
Cuz her brain is off tha chain
And then my diamonds are in a choir
Because they sang from off my chain
And my Nina just joined the gang because
All she do is bang
Like Ricky Martin" - Lil Wayne, Lollipop Remix with Kanye.

"Cuz I dont write shit cuz I aint got time" - Lil Wayne. --- Maybe you should start.

by JERMKY September 27, 2008