skank scale

The level of skankiness of a trashy, slutty chick. Some are big skanks, while other's are just a little.
Joe: "I like my women a little skanky"
Lee: "What's up with that? man?"
Joe: "No, not big skanky, just a little skanky. There's a big difference. Know your skank scale"
Lee: "All right"
by Treday2k November 01, 2011
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fucking skank

a person who is a total bitch and deserves whats coming to her
what a fucking skank
by dontworryboutit1234 January 25, 2010
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Skank reflex

"When your prefrontal cortex fails to make you happy, promiscuity rewards you with a needed flood of dopamine." Amy Farrah Fowler
When my boyfriend broke up with me, I ran to the playground and hung upside down on the monkey bars. I showed all the boys my underpants invoking the skank reflex.
by Mischa247 September 11, 2014
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Skank plank

Kind of like the tramp stamp. But on a girls ribs.

Tattoo down the side down the ribs. "Skank plank"
Hey look, that girl not only has a tramp stamp, but also a skank plank.
by Sgas July 06, 2013
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Skank Dirt

An action known to be of a vulgar nature or of the lowest order.
It was skank dirt of me to take her to Burger King on our first date but she didn't mind.

Drinking vodka from a waterbottle in public is skank dirt.
by dustyDictionary February 10, 2017
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River Skank

The nastiest trashiest version of a skank. Usually dwells around rivers and gas stations. Can be easily spotted by their c-section scars and under nourished babies.
The river skank that works at taco bell smells like burnt chicken and afterbirth

Dude, check out that River Skank's white snake t-shirt
by naw0806 August 29, 2009
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woodstock skank

dirty, stinky, indie chick that (1)wears all natural clothes and perfume, (2)sleeps with every member of the band, (3)is "too cool" to work, but constantly complains about not having money (refuses to be "corporate slave"), (4) holds useless liberal arts degree(s); most likely encountered at open-air music festival, occupy xyz protest, posh cafés, abstract art museums, parks, wherever there is free food/drinks provided
This woodstock skank hasn't showered in three weeks.

She is a real woodstock skank down there.

Look at that woodstock skank. She has an entire bird nest in her hair.
by Napoleonic_maxim November 07, 2011
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