Piper

Usually a female who has the most interest in the female gender. Very much to have intimate actions with a woman. Piper is also a complete simp who will simp for any female she enjoys lesbian actions. Overall a very un straight person.

Piper is such a piper you can tell cause she is kissing a girl.

by mrdexman May 26, 2020

Piper

He’s a sweet caring guy , and he appreciates girls , he doesn’t matter what size they are nor how they look , he’s really fun to talk to and you’d never get bored talking to him , he would definitely make a great boyfriend Or boy best friends and he would
Treat you like a queen no matter what !

Piper is the best boyfriend or bestfriend ever !

by Lovers bestie May 28, 2020

piper

a piper is someone who always only thinks about themselves and is a huge bitch and very violent, racist, and judgemental

person 1: omg look its piper
person 2: ew we have to run

by addison s July 19, 2020

Piper

Piper is one of the most adorable and prettiest girl in the world she has a YouTube channel and is dating a boy named lev Cameron that treats her like a princess🥺

Piper is such a queen and Amazing person and I hope she notices me💖💖

by Piper fan lol October 21, 2020

Piper

A Piper is someone worthy of love. They may believe that they're a burden, annoying, or constantly need to put up a front. None of that is true, if your name is Piper and you're seeing this, hi! You're incredible. You've never been a burden, not one bit annoying, and you don't need to force yourself to be someone else just to make people happy. You're incredible and talented, you're loved by everyone around you, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Shout out to all the Pipers out there!!! I love you!

"Piper is so sweet, I'm so happy whenever they come online."
"Damn when are you two gonna start dating?"

by eccentricities October 26, 2020

Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020