Crayons and Onions

To smell musty or generally unpleasant.

Ex 1:
Guy 1: Hey man, I just got back from the gym.
Guy 2: Damn dude. You need to take a shower, your crayons and onions!

Ex 2:
Guy 1: Dude, smell my arm pits.
Guy 2: Ugh, crayons and onions!

by Mr. Friendly Guy June 22, 2009

onion-eyed

someone who with one look can send chills down your back.

wow; look at that creepy onion-eyed stalker!

by cheechanator March 27, 2008

onion ringing

it's when you buy onion rings from a fast food chain and stack them on a man's penis. then you put sauce on the onion rings and eat them off the penis. one by one.

"i was onion ringing with justin last night"

by onionringersforever October 12, 2011

stupid onion

nice ass.A womans backside that makes you crazy

yo babby thats a stupid onion

by judi January 17, 2004

Packing Onions

Refers to Booty- Can Make a Grown Man Cry

These Women are Packing Onions. They're Packing some Serious Onions.

by Onion Packer May 8, 2011

Muddy onion

an alternative word for the anus

the other day i woke up and my girlfreind was bent over with her muddy onion showing so i couldnt resist sticking my cock in

by thejackhammer69 June 12, 2010

onion cuck

Otherwise know as Onision. A shitty thin-skinned pedophile that preys on his fans. Somehow has children.

Person 1: "Do you know who Onision is?"
Person 2: "Yes I know who onion cuck is, dipshit. Fuck off."

by DrowsyInsomnia November 23, 2019